• ZHOU MI: But… Kyuhyun is really very cute.
• KEN: Mm.
• ZHOU MI: When I was first chosen by the company, I really didn’t understand a single word of Korean. And the company had us take a sort of trial photoshoot, and then it was me, and Kyuhyun, and a few of the M members. I couldn’t speak Korean and he couldn’t speak Chinese, and we all ordered food, right, it was pork chop with rice. He sat down next to me, and I was like, hm, because I didn’t recognize him. He’d only just debuted then.
• KEN: Just debuted? So you didn’t know him?
• ZHOU MI: He’d debuted for about half a year.
• KEN: Then you should’ve known of him! I knew of them once they debuted!
• ZHOU MI: I was in China then.
• KEN: Ohhh, so you didn’t get that information. It didn’t get there as quickly.
• ZHOU MI: At the time, they didn’t really consider China one of their main markets, so.. anyway, after that, he cut a piece of pork chop. And after he finished cutting it, the first piece, he picked it up with a fork and fed it to me.
• KEN: Wowwww. What a good person.
• ZHOU MI: At the time I thought, wow, even though we had a language barrier, but after this incident, I just thought, this boy is so cute.
• KEN: A really good person.
• ZHOU MI: A good person.
• KYUHYUN: Very warm.
• KEN: Yeah.
• ZHOU MI: But he doesn’t do that anymore.
• KYUHYUN: (laughing)
• ZHOU MI: Now after he cuts the first piece, he eats it himself.
• KEN: Because you can already speak Korean!!
•  ---
• ZHOU MI: Okay, where were we? Kyuhyun!
• KYUHYUN: Why?
• ZHOU MI: “Why?” I was just going to ask you why. What type–
• KYUHYUN: …what? (laughing)
• ZHOU MI: –ofsongwouldyouwrite? What a crappy question. (pause) If you were going to write a song, what kind of song would it be?
• KYUHYUN: Say it slowly.
• ZHOU MI: If… you were going to write a song… what type of song would you write?
• KYUHYUN: “Type?”
• ZHOU MI: Yes.
• KYUHYUN: “Type”…
• ZHOU MI: [attempts Korean]
• TRANSLATOR: [translates]
• KYUHYUN: Ahhhhh. I have no plans.
• ZHOU MI: You have no plans to write songs?
• KYUHYUN: No plans.
• ZHOU MI: Then do you have plans to create a game?
• KYUHYUN: Oh, game.
• ZHOU MI: Do you want to make a game?
• SOMEONE: [translates]
• KYUHYUN: OH.
• TRANSLATOR: [translates some more]
• KYUHYUN: I have no plans to create anything whatsoever.
• KYUHYUN: I just want to properly sing the things Zhou Mi, Henry, and Ryeowook write.
• ZHOU MI: Aww, thank you!
• KYUHYUN: No problem.
• ZHOU MI: We’ll work hard!
• KYUHYUN: You’ll work hard.
•  *LOL and later then, he was being mean to these 3 (Mi, Wook, Henry)*
• RYEOWOOK: If Kyuhyun releases a solo album, I can write him a song.
• KYUHYUN: Ohhh, really?
• ZHOU MI: We’ll all help! I think about it everyday–
• KYUHYUN: I don’t want it.
• RYEOWOOK: WHY NOT?!
• ZHOU MI: You don’t want his song?
• KYUHYUN: No!
• ZHOU MI: Then do you want my lyrics?
• RYEOWOOK: I want them!
• ZHOU MI: Do you want the lyrics I write?
• KYUHYUN: Yours?
• ZHOU MI: Yeah, my lyrics.
• KYUHYUN: No, not them either.
• ZHOU MI: Then who DO you want?
• HENRY: What about me?
• KYUHYUN: Me?
• RYEOWOOK: (laughing)
• HENRY: You don’t want mine either?!
• ZHOU MI: Then what about Jay Chou?!
• KYUHYUN: Ohhhhh, Jay Chou.
• HENRY: Jay Chou is good, right?
• KYUHYUN: Thank you, gege.
• ZHOU MI: Oh, he’s saying thank you, Jay Chou gege.
• KYUHYUN: Thank you, gege.
•  translated by @evaporate