
ryeowook:
can’t handle my swagger, is that it?
hangeng:
you will never be rid of me *trollface*
siwon:
did i just hear my heart breaking?
henry:
takes his pain out on eating
sungmin:
i am not taking this lightly
leeteuk:
fine, i can be my own girlfriend
donghae:
can we still be friends? with benefits
eunhyuk:
the only plausible reason i can think of for you to break up with me is because you’ve become lesbian, and i will need explicit pictorial evidence, i’m afraid
heechul:
i give you one week before you come crawling back to me
zhou mi:
look at all the fucks i give
yesung:
you wanna break up with me? NOBODY BREAKS UP WITH ME!
kyuhyun:
breakup sex is involved, right?
LMAO LEETEUK
kyu hnnfff